Description
KOOZIE BUNDLEIZER™
Three koozies. One remarkably questionable collection of life choices.
INCLUDES:
“YEAH, MY SHAFT IS BILLET”
Bottom: “This turns into a pocket p–sy at 3 AM”
“ONLY TRANS”
Bottom: “Anything’s a pocket p–sy if you’re brave enough”
“2 TURBOS, 1 BRAIN CELL. JUST SEND IT”
Bottom: “Looks like you’re calling in tomorrow”
FEATURES
• Keeps drinks cold
• The Official Koozie of “Watch This”
• Now Chad Resistant™
• Not Compatible With Windows ME
• It’s Yes!™
• Bluetooth Ready(its not)
• We Tested This on Animals. They Couldn’t Hold Them.
• May Increase Bad Ideas by 37%
• Compatible with Domestic, Imported, and Questionable Decisions
• Scientifically Evaluated by a Guy Named Brent
DISCLAIMER
• Randy’s is not responsible for improper koozie use.
• Do not.
• Results may vary depending on friend group.
• Side effects may include excessive confidence.
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