Description
Introducing the Sun Blocker 5000 – Freedom Edition. Equipped with cutting-edge Foldable Arm Technology™, these shades can actually fold… and then unfold again, like some kind of miracle of modern engineering. The Freedom Edition features a patriotic star-spangled design scientifically proven* to increase grilling accuracy, bald eagle sightings, and unsolicited high-fives. Built for those who demand peak performance in parking lot conversations, they come standard with 100% shade deployment, Zero Horsepower Gain™, and a Freedom Amplification Module that activates whenever Lynyrd Skynyrd plays within 200 feet. May cause side effects such as overconfidence, squint reduction, and an uncontrollable urge to say “’MERICA” at inappropriate times.
(*Science may not exist.)
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